TICKETS GOING ON SALE FOR NYC'S RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL!

That's right, folks. With two months to go before her May appearance at NYC's legendary Carnegie Hall, tickets are nearly sold out. So, LL is thrilled to announce that she has added a show to accommodate her Big Apple fans at Radio City Music Hall on Saturday, September 13th.

Tickets will be available this Friday, March 21st, at 9 a.m. EST, so get them while you can. You won't want to miss Lisa in one of the country's most prestigious and illustrious venues.

Just go to: http://tinyurl.com/2ktd5a at 9 a.m. this Friday when tickets go on sale.

Remember, Carnegie Hall sold out quick. This will too. So get your tix Friday!

IF YOU LIKE HER ON THE SMALL SCREEN, YOU'LL LOVE HER ON THE BIG ONE!

Check out Lisa this Friday in theaters near you when she appears in "Drillbit Taylor" starring Owen Wilson. The new release from the creators of "Knocked Up" and "Superbad," is a hilarious comedic triumph with heart, and LL plays her scariest character yet -- that's right, even scarier than her role in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector." Mark your calendars for this Friday, March 21st, and get your ass to a theater to see Lisa in one of the funniest movies of the year.

WHAT A WEEK!

LISA IS FEATURED IN "THE NEW YORK TIMES,"
SHE'LL BE TAKING OVER SIRIUS' RAW DOG CHANNEL
FOR TWO FULL HOURS, AND
TICKETS FOR HER TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO NEW YORK AT CARNEGIE HALL GO ON SALE THIS FRIDAY!

"ARTS & LEISURE" OR "ARTS & SLEAZ-URE"?

Either way is fine with Lisa, who was profiled in the country's most prestigious newspaper, "The New York Times," this past Sunday. The article, printed in conjunction with the Queen of Mean's Grammy nomination, makes her almost legit. Don't worry, fans -- we said "almost"!

To read the balanced, fair and very entertaining piece, go to www.nytimes.com.

CARNEGIE HALL TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY

It's been a year-and-a-half since Lisa performed her definitive style of insult comedy in her favorite place, New York City, and this time, she's playing the most famed theatre in the United States.

Lisa's show at Carnegie Hall on May 17th is sure to be a sell-out, so get your tickets when they go on this Friday at 11 a.m. Simply go to: CarnegieHall.com and get yours before they run out. Make sure you're there for this groundbreaking Lampanelli night.

LISA TO GET RAW ON SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO

Drop everything and tune in to the Raw Dog channel on Sirius Satellite Radio on Tuesday, February 19, at 7 p.m. to hear two full hours of Lisa. It's been nearly a year since Lisa took over the airwaves over at Raw Dog, and this time, she'll leave no subject untouched and no stone unturned.

Remember: Be there on Tuesday the 19th at 7 p.m., at Raw Dog Channel 104, on Sirius Satellite Radio.

. . . And you can get your tickets this Saturday, 9/22 at 10 a.m.!

Be among the first to reserve your seats for Lisa's November 10th show in Miami -- her first appearance in that city in over a year. To get your tickets while you still can, go HERE.

This show is in a market where Lisa sells out extremely quickly, so get your tickets Saturday!

HOWARD 100 IS THE PLACE TO BE NEXT THURSDAY!
THE QUEEN OF MEAN ON WITH THE KING OF ALL MEDIA, 9/6!

Hey, Sirius Satellite Radio listeners! Make sure you tune in to the Howard Stern radio show next Thursday, September 6th, at 8:30 a.m. EST when Lisa will make her first appearance on the show in more than three months. The Queen of Mean will have a lot of dish for Howard about her love life (or lack thereof), her week in rehab (no, NOT for drugs or racism), and her summer at a swanky health spa.

Lisa will also regale Howard with the jokes Comedy Central will never air from the recently taped Roast of Flavor Flav. And she'll preview some of the material she'll be using in October when she serves as roastmaster at the NY Friars Club Roast of Pat Cooper.

So be there: Howard 100, Thurs., 9/6, at 8:30 a.m. EST for a morning you'll never forget.

VANCOUVER, B.C., HERE SHE COMES!
Well, Vancouver -- your wish is the Queen's command. After tons of fan mail requesting Lisa to appear in more Canadian cities, Lisa has booked a show in Western Canada. Mark your calendars for Wednesday, September 19, when the Queen of Mean will be participating in Global ComedyFest at the Commodore Ballroom in Vancouver, B.C. For tickets, go to the festival's Ticketmaster page at www.ticketmaster.com.

Well, it's almost here!!
The taping of the Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav!

This Sunday, July 22nd, the Queen of Mean will be the big closer once again on Comedy Central's annual roast. Lisa will be performing alongside such luminaries as everybody's favorite stoner, Snoop Dogg; "Law & Order: SVU"'s Ice-T; prop guy extraordinaire Carrot Top; late-night TV's Jimmy Kimmel; and blond bombshell Brigitte Nielsen, among others.

Tune in on Sunday, August 12th, at 10 p.m. EST and watch with the rest of America as Flavor Flav gets what's coming to him.

Then in August, Lisa will be taping two very exciting shows: the Larry the Cable Guy Christmas Special for VH1 (she'll play a twisted Mrs. Claus), and several episodes of NBC's "1 Versus 100." Stay tuned to Lisa's myspace bulletins for upcoming airdates and times.

Also on the roast front, in groundbreaking news, Lisa has been chosen as the roastmaster for the NY Friars Club Annual Roast. A huge honor, given her "young Friar" status, the Queen of Mean will lead the roast in honor of comedy legend Pat Cooper. The roast will take place at the NY Hilton in Manhattan on Friday, October 19th.

LISA TO JOIN THE KING OF ALL MEDIA TWICE IN MAY!
The Queen of Mean is thrilled to announce that she'll be appearing on the Howard Stern show on Sirius Satellite Radio twice in May. Lisa will be a guest on Howard 100 on Thursday, May 10, where she'll talk about playing the theatres, Stern fans' reaction to her new appearance, and her love life -- or lack thereof. Then on Wednesday, May 16, Lisa will join the Stern veteran roasters for the Howard Stern Roast of Andy Dick. Don't miss this one, folks! Lisa can't wait to get her hands on her favorite picklekisser.

ON THE BIG SCREEN!
On Friday, May 11, Lisa will grace the big screen when "Delta Farce" opens in theatres around the country. In the movie starring Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall, Lisa tackles yet another challenging role as Bill Engvall's trailer trash wife. Go see "Delta Farce," one and all -- like they say, "War isn't funny, but this movie is."

"DIRTY GIRL," ONE-HOUR SPECIAL, SET TO AIR ON COMEDY CENTRAL! Set Your TIVOs, beyotches! Lisa Lampanelli is gonna be up in your grills for another full hour of comedy right in your living rooms. On January 28, she will invade your personal space during her second Comedy Central one-hour special, "Dirty Girl." Following the success of her first special, "Take It Like a Man," "Dirty Girl" will blend Lisa's trademark insult comedy style with all-new edgy material. And make sure to check out her new Warner Bros. CD and DVD of the same name, set to be released January 30.

PICK UP THE PHONE! IT'S THE QUEEN OF MEAN! Check out Lisa's super-cool new ringtones from Warner Bros. records. Lisa may be old enough to remember the rotary phone, but she's up-to-date now. Her ringtones work with most handsets on participating carriers, so text "JOKES" to 99499, and have the Queen of Mean with you all the time!

THIS WEEK: FOURTH "TONIGHT SHOW" APPEARANCE!
Don't forget to check Lisa out this week on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno." The Queen of Mean is making her fourth appearance on late-night's top-rated talk show this Thursday, January 18th, and you won't want to miss a moment of it. She was a hit with Simon Cowell and drove Michael Clarke Duncan crazy, so tune in to see if lead guest James Woods survives. NBC, 11:35 P.M. EST. Be there.

FROM THE KING OF LATE NIGHT TO THE KING OF ALL MEDIA . . .
Get out your Sirius radios and hear Lisa with her personal hero, Howard Stern, on Monday, January 22nd, at 8:30 a.m. EST. You've heard her crack Howard up on the roasts and on several appearances where she discussed her boyfriends, booty calls, and bawdy Comedy Central appearances, and this time will not disappoint. Sirius Satellite Radio, Howard 100, 8:30 A.M. EST.

ARCHIVES FROM 2006

LISA IS ANIMATED — ON COMEDYCENTRAL.COM! You love her in-person, and you'll love her as a cartoon. Watch Lisa play, "Kayok-Block," the cockblocking animated creature who thwarts love at every turn on the new web show, "Samurai Love God." Starring "The Daily Show"'s Ed Helms, "Samurai Love God" is live on both phones and comedycentral.com. To see Lisa's first episode, click here and let the blocking — and laughing — begin.

IT'S A TRIFECTA! She teamed with Simon Cowell, she made Kevin Eubanks blush — literally — and she rendered Jay Leno speechless. And that's just what happened ON air. The Queen of Mean's first two "Tonight Show" appearances this year were groundbreaking. Watch as Lisa makes it known that she's once, twice, three times a friggin' lady!
The date: Wednesday, October 4
The time: 11:35 p.m. EST
Her fellow guest: Michael Clarke Duncan ("The Green Mile")
Musical guest: Rod Stewart

We know — it doesn't get any better than that!!!

The New York Post is right again! Insults—and the Queen of Mean—are all the rage. Lisa, Joy Behar, Jeff Ross, and living legend Don Rickles were in this article and had a lot to say about the art of the putdown.

That's right—SHE DID IT! Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean was two-for-two in June when she roasted Howard Stern sidekick Artie Lange and living legend Jerry Lewis ALL IN ONE WEEK! Lisa tore it up first in the Sirius Satellite Radio studios when she took on Artie, all the Stern cronies, and comedians Colin Quinn and Nick DiPaolo. Then it was on to the New York Hilton where Lisa brought the house down during the NY Friars Club Roast of Jerry Lewis. The Queen lambasted the man of the hour and special guests Robert DeNiro, Martin Scorsese, Nathan Lane and Abe Vigoda, to name just a few. Read the synopsis in The New York Observer to see how Lisa—and her fellow Friars—fared.

The rest of the summer for Lisa Lampanelli will be just as big. In July, Lisa will shoot a movie with her Blue Collar buddies Bill Engvall and Larry the Cable Guy. Don't worry—it's not a porn! It's "Delta Farce," a comedy that finds the co-stars playing two hunters about to be accidentally deployed to Iraq, who are mistakenly dropped at a Mexican village they think is Iraq. Lisa will once again class up the screen, this time playing Bill Engvall's trailer trash wife.

Then in August, William Shatner better watch his ass when Lisa aims her Tazer at him during the Comedy Central Roast of William Shatner. Lisa will ream Captain Kirk, along with his Star Trek co-star Leonard Nimoy, "Seinfeld" alum Jason Alexander, Andy Dick, Jimmy Kimmel, Ben Stiller and many more. The roast will debut on the comedy channel Sunday, August 20, at 10 p.m. For more information and continuous updates, go to Comedy Central's website.

IT'S GOTTA BE SOME KIND OF RECORD... Catch Lisa's second appearance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" Tuesday night, May 2nd, at 11:35 p.m. EST. Asked back for the second time in SIX WEEKS, Lisa will look to wow late night's most top-rated host and his special guest that night, Kurt Russell. She rocked Simon Cowell's world on her last appearance, so can Kurt be far behind? Tune in to NBC for what is sure to be a history-making appearance.

GOT-R-DONE ...Take note. It's official! "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector" will open in theatres across the country on Friday, March 24th. Lisa makes her big-screen acting debut as Larry's meddling, curmudgeonly, and generally just plain bitchy, future mother-in-law. We know—it's a real acting stretch. Click here to see the movie trailer.

WHAT'S NEXT? ESPN?!?...Make sure and pick up the February 16th issue of “Sports Illustrated”—available online and on newsstands NOW—and check out the article on Don King entitled “Let Us Now Raze Famous Men.” The article, which focuses on the 2005 Friars Club Roast of Don King, contains a few very flattering comments—and jokes, never before printed—from Comedy’s Lovable Queen of Mean. Click on this link for a preview.

DON KING SURE GOT HIS . . . when Lisa Lampanelli sauteed him at the NY Friars Club Roast at the New York Hilton in October. A good old-fashioned untelevised roast, the event was emceed by none other than last year's honoree, Donald Trump. Click on the following links to read all about the hair-raising event!

ARCHIVES FROM 2005

"THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF PAM ANDERSON" TO AIR ON SUNDAY, AUGUST 14TH, AT 10 P.M.!!

Well, folks—she did it again! Lisa stole the show at "The Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson." On this, her third roast for the network, Lisa Lampanelli, Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean, kicks some famous and not-so-famous ass as the show's comedy headliner. Filmed on the Sony Pictures lot in Los Angeles, the roast of Pamela Anderson is the most talked-about roast in the network's history. The first event of its kind on the network to honor a female, this Sunday's show is star-studded with celebs from Tommy Lee, Courtney Love, Dennis Rodman, Anna Nicole Smith, and Charo, and features veteran comedians with Lisa at the head of the pack. Tune in this Sunday, August 14th, at 10 p.m. EST. And for more information on the roast, go to the Pamela Anderson link on Comedy Central's site.


ONE-HOUR SPECIAL DATE AND CD/DVD RELEASE DATE ANNOUNCED!

Mark your calendars for two very important dates in the upcoming months. On Saturday, September 10th, at 1 a.m., Lisa's one-hour special, "Lisa Lampanelli: Take It Like a Man," will air on Comedy Central. Filmed earlier this year at the Improv in Hollywood, Florida, the special is OFF THE HOOK, as the blacks say. And make sure to pick up the DVD and CD, released by Warner Bros. Records, on Tuesday, August 30th! It will be available online and in stores near you!!! To order a copy of Lisa's CD right now, click on this link to go to her Merch page.


BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND -- LISA RETURNS TO SIRIUS SATELLITE RADIO!

Lisa will once again host her very own show, "Take It Like a Man," on Sirius Satellite Radio's Raw Dog Channel 147 on Friday, August 26th, from 6 - 8 p.m. EST. And with her Warner Bros. CD and DVD of the same name dropping on Tuesday, August 30th, you have a chance to win a signed copy, just by listening to the broadcast. Listen, call in to 1-866-4RAWDOG and laugh your left nut off.


COMING TO A SMALL SCREEN NEAR YOU. . .

Lisa's been a busy little beaver -- and not in the way you'd think! In April, she taped not one, but TWO TV shows that will invade your living room later this year. Check her out on Tori Spelling's upcoming NBC sitcom, "NoTORIous," where Lisa plays a very cruel stand-up comic -- SHOCKING! And in more of a stretch, Lisa will appear on the season finale of Comedy Central's "RENO 911!" where she plays a priest performing a gay wedding.


. . . AND TO THE BIG SCREEN AS WELL!

It's the dirtiest joke ever told, and who better to tell it than Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean?!? See Lisa in theaters near you on July 29, when ThinkFilm releases "The Aristocrats," a movie based on the joke of the same name. A smash hit at the 2005 Sundance Film Festival, "The Aristocrats" is the brainchild of comedian Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette of Penn & Teller fame. Featuring over 100 comedians, "The Aristocrats" is sure to make a big statement about comedy, freedom of speech, and plain old fun. Go to www.thearistocrats.com for all the poop on this dark-horse feature, including release dates in your town. Rolling Stone said, "You'll laugh till it hurts" — and you will!


EXTRA EXTRA! Read all about Lisa in "The New York Times" this Sunday, May 22!
As the article says, "the joke" may be dead, but Lisa's career is anything but!!!


BLUE COLLAR BONANZA!!

Well, it's official! Lisa Lampanelli ruled the redneck roost at the "Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy," taped in December 2004. The roast debuted on March 20, and became the #1 cable show of the week. That means more than 6.2 million people saw the Queen of Mean at her insulting best. For a little taste of Blue Collar Lisa, check out Lisa on the roast, the official roast website, and a kick-ass interview.

ARCHIVES FROM 2004

HE'S FRIARED!!

Lisa Lampanelli was one of only two illustrious ladies to participate in the NY Friars Club Roast of Donald Trump in October. And boy, did she get him good!!! Click on the links and read all about the Roast, which helped the Friars celebrate their 100th anniversary.




VEGAS OL' SCHOOL STYLE!

We always knew Lisa would be a hit in Vegas (she'll return to headline the Improv in January 2005), but who knew the press would get her too? Read Lisa Ferguson's insightful article from the Las Vegas Sun by clicking on the link below.




"PREMIUM BLEND" TO AIR IN MARCH!!

Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean's show-stopping spot on "Premium Blend" will air on Friday, March 4, at 10:30 p.m. Set your VCRs to catch this edgy, fresh performance! And click on this link for a sneak preview!



GET SIRIUS!

You have loads of opportunity to hear the Queen of Mean on radio now that Sirius is in the picture. Lisa regularly appears on the chance-taking "Raw Dog" channel, on such shows as "The Wise Guys" with Vincent Pastore, "Getting Late" with Phil Iazzetta, and "4 Quotas" with Steve Hofstetter. And she loves rocking the "Out Q" channel on her pal Frank DeCaro's nighttime show. Remember: Sirius is uncensored, so it HAS to be good!!


READ ALL ABOUT HER

Click on this link to the Bergen Record, and this one for the Kansas City Star, to read the latest interviews with Lisa.


LIVE FROM THE WEST COAST!!

2004 moved full speed ahead for Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean. After becoming officially bi-coastal in January, Lisa appeared on the VH1 hit special, "Awesomely Wack Hip-Hop," where she dissed all things rap. And, she gave it to the celebs on MTV2's "Not a Good Look" and CMT's "20 Greatest Done-Me-Wrong Songs." Watch for her at the end of this year when she'll slay country music greats and not-so-greats on CMT's "20 Biggest Headlines of 2004".

ARCHIVES FROM 2003

WHO'S YOUR NIGGA?

Lisa Lampanelli, that's who! In November 2003, Lisa appeared on BET's new season of the stand-up show, "Comic View" and she got a standing ovation to boot! We always knew this white bitch could hold it down!


THE BUSINESS IS BUZZING ABOUT LISA LAMPANELLI . . .

and her 18 knockout performances at the 2003 Just for Laughs Festival in Montreal! Lisa became the first female in the festival's prestigious history to close The Nasty Show, the festival's most popular event. Check out the review! And in Just for Laughs' Talk of the Fest show — a showcase featuring comedians who created the most heat in the two-week period — Lisa was chosen to be the big closer as well, headlining over BET's own Bruce Bruce and special guest comedian Drew Carey! As a result of her phenomenal success at Just for Laughs, she drew a mention in The Hollywood Reporter as one of the hottest comics there!!


LISA NAMED ONE OF THE TOP 10 COMICS IN NYC!

That's right -- Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean has been named one of the top 10 comics in New York City by "The Hollywood Reporter"! Lisa is flattered to appear on the same list as Richard Jeni, Jeffrey Ross, and Greg Giraldo! Click here for the entire article.

ARCHIVES FROM 2002

HOWARD IS ON BOARD!

"Lisa is a REAL funny broad!" said the King of All Media after the Queen of Mean's appearance on his morning radio show in November 2002. After dishing the dirt about interracial dating, Lisa and Howard Stern laughed their way through the news and plugged her DVD. Thanks to all of you who tuned in and witnessed the beginning of a beautiful relationship!!!


THE SHINING STAR OF THE ROAST!

Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean did it!

Lisa Lampanelli was one of the very few comics who soared to new heights during the New York Friars Club Roast of Chevy Chase in September 2002! The Roast is the most coveted television opportunity for an insult comic. Filmed at the NY Hilton in front of a black-tie crowd, the Roast featured Roastmaster Paul Shaffer, Richard Belzer, Al Franken, Chevy Chase, and, of course, Lampanelli at her raunchy, racy best!

For a complete review, click here! You won't believe your eyes!