THE QUEEN OF MEAN'S FIRST BOOK, "CHOCOLATE, PLEASE," AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW IN HARDCOVER AND AUDIOBOOK!!
It's the autobiography you've all been
waiting to read! It's Lisa's first
tell-all book and, trust us, it leaves
no stone unturned. Read about her litany
of chocolate daddies, her at-times
hilarious struggles with food, fat and
men, and her crazy Italian, Catholic
family. Behind-the-scenes stories about
the roasts, plus Lisa's uproarious
opinions on every subject under the sun
make this book the must-read it is!
To have it in your mailbox before it
hits stores on September 15, pre-order
"Chocolate Please: My Adventures in Food,
Fat and Freaks" in hardcover now at
Amazon.com!
http://tinyurl.com/LLBookonAmazon
LISA ROASTS 'EM ON LOGO'S "NEW NOW NEXT AWARDS" PREMIERING THIS SATURDAY!
At the LOGO channel's second annual awards show,
the Queen of Mean had the pleasure of presenting
the award for Brink of Fame: Comic, but not
before she gave it to the nominees as only LL
can do. LL ripped 'em a new one and had tons
of fun rubbing elbows with host RuPaul, LL's
"Real Housewives of NYC" friends, Bethenny
and Jill, and "Ugly Betty"'s Vanessa Williams.
Don't miss your favorite Queen in action when
the awards show premieres this Saturday, June 13,
at 9 p.m. EDT on the LOGO channel. If you miss it
Saturday, don't fret! The show will re-air at the
following times:
Saturday, 6/13/2009 at 10:30 p.m. EDT
Saturday, 6/13/2009 at 3:00 a.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/14/2009 at 7:00 a.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/14/2009 at 7:30 p.m. EDT
Monday, 6/15/2009 at 9:30 p.m. EDT
Tuesday, 6/16/2009 at 12:00 p.m. EDT
Wednesday, 6/17/2009 at 7:00 p.m. EDT
Thursday, 6/18/2009 at 12:00 p.m. EDT
Saturday, 6/20/2009 at 10:00 a.m. EDT
Friday, 6/26/2009 at 9:00 p.m. EDT
Saturday, 6/27/2009 at 3:00 p.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/28/2009 at 12:30 p.m. EDT
Sunday, 6/28/2009 at 6:30 p.m. EDT
For more info on how to get LOGO in your home
and to watch the show online, visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-LogoOnline
For photos from the red carpet, check out:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-LogoNY
And:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-LogoCM
GOT HOWARDTV?! CHECK OUT LISA'S ENTIRE INTERVIEW WITH HER NEW BF - ON DEMAND!
If you loved listening to LL's recent appearance
on the King of All Media's show back in May,
you'll be mesmerized by the whole thing caught
on video - now playing on HowardTV ON DEMAND!
This interview was so outrageously funny,
it was the most watched show of the week on
the channel!
To get HowardTV, visit:
http://www.howard.tv/
"LISA AND JIMMY SITTING IN A TREE K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" THE QUEEN MAKES "PAGE SIX"!
Lisa and her new beau got a shout-out in the famed
gossip column, Page Six, in the New York Post!
Check it out here:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-PageSix
THIS JUST IN: CHECK OUT PHOTOS OF LISA WITH HER NEW VANILLA LOVER! PLUS, VINTAGE "HUMMERS FOR HEROES" VIDEO FROM THE QUEEN'S VAULT!
If you caught Lisa on Howard Stern and
on her Howard 101 special Monday, you've
learned that Lisa has a new man in her
life! Everyone at Sirius LOVED Jimmy,
and Howard even gave him an affectionate
nickname! Check out Lisa's MySpace and
Facebook pages to see Lisa with her
teddybear at the Sirius studios.
For Lisa's MySpace page, visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-MySpace-new-pics
And for Facebook, check out:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Facebook-new-pics
WANT TO LISTEN TO LISA READ HER BOOK TO YOU ON YOUR IPOD?
Lisa is also releasing "Chocolate, Please"
in audiobook format! You can hear each tasty
word straight from the author's mouth - and
maybe from a guest celebrity reader or two
as well!
To pre-order the audiobook, please visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-New-Audiobook
NEW PICS OF LL WITH GEORGE LOPEZ, THE CAST OF MICHAEL STRAHAN'S FOX PILOT & BRAVO'S REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NYC!
Lisa is making new friends everywhere she
goes! Check out her MySpace page and
Facebook to see her with fellow comedian/
favorite Latino, George Lopez, plus the
cast of "Brothers," the sitcom pilot she
just filmed starring Michael Strahan. Also,
have a look at photos of LL with Bravo's
Real Housewives of NYC Jill Zarin, LuAnn
de Lesseps and Ramona Singer at the Friars
Club in Manhattan.
Click here to go to Lisa's MySpace page:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-MySpace-Pics
And here for her Facebook page:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Facebook-Photos
LISA LAMPANELLI IS SPREADING THE LOVE! HOPEFULLY, LISA G WILL CATCH IT!
On Monday, May 11th, the Queen of Mean will be playing
cupid for Howard 100 newswoman Lisa G when she conducts
the "Lisa G Dating Game," on her next one-hour special
on Howard 101. Since Lisa has finally found love of her own,
she will fix up her friend with men she believes to be the
caliber fit to date her favorite Jewish princess.
If you are male and have the desire to woo Lisa G and
potentially win her heart -- or at least a date --
send an e-mail to DateLisa@sirius-radio.com.
Please include your name, age, cell phone number,
a photo, and a few sentences stating why you
are interested in dating Lisa G. A very few lucky men
will be chosen to compete for her heart.
Contestants must be available to come into the
Sirius Satellite Radio studios in New York City
for the taping on Monday, May 11th, at 7 p.m. EDT.
Hope to hear from all you red-blooded males out there.
And good luck!
GET READY, BEYOTCHES! LISA TO APPEAR ON HOWARD CHANNELS -- NOT ONCE BUT TWICE -- ON MON., MAY 11!
Mark your calendars and fire up your
Sirius Satellite Radios! Lisa will be
rocking the Howard channels both in
the mornin' and the evenin' on
Monday, May 11.
First, at 7:30 a.m. EDT, the Queen of
Mean will hang with the King of All
Media, and regale him with stories
about everything from her pilot shoot
with Michael Strahan and the Bravo
A-List Awards to her completely whacked
out dating experiences of late. Has
Lisa gone back to whitey? Guess you?ll
have to listen to Howard 100 on Monday,
May 11, at 7:30, and find out for
yourself.
Then at 7 p.m. EDT that same night, set
your Sirius dial to Howard 101 for
another of LL's highly anticipated
one-hour specials. This time, Lisa will
conduct the "Lisa G. Dating Game," where
she will use her relationship wisdom to
help the Howard Stern newswoman find
true love.
For more info on Howard 100 and 101 on
Sirius Satellite Radio, check out:
http://sirius.com/howardstern
LL HONORS DON
RICKLES & OTHERS
AT THE 7TH ANNUAL
"TV LAND AWARDS!"
Lisa loves all things television, especially
the sitcoms she was hooked on as a teenager.
So when TV Land asked the Queen of Mean to
honor Don Rickles and some of her favorite
shows at the channel's annual awards show,
she didn't hesitate to accept.
Watch as LL pays tribute to her idol and
special honoree, Don Rickles, when he is
presented with the Legend Award. Plus, stay
tuned for Lisa's commentary on other fave
shows of hers like "M*A*S*H" and "Married
with Children."
Tune in to the star-studded show, hosted by
Neil Patrick Harris, when it airs this Sunday,
April 26, at 8 p.m. EDT.
For more information, visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-on-TV-Land
THE QUEEN OF MEAN'S FIRST BOOK, "CHOCOLATE, PLEASE," AVAILABLE FOR PRE-ORDER NOW!!
It's the autobiography you've all been
waiting to read! It's Lisa's first
tell-all book and, trust us, it leaves
no stone unturned. Read about her litany
of chocolate daddies, her at-times
hilarious struggles with food, fat and
men, and her crazy Italian, Catholic
family. Behind-the-scenes stories about
the roasts, plus Lisa's uproarious
opinions on every subject under the sun
make this book the must-read it is!
To have it in your mailbox before it
hits stores on September 15, pre-order
"Chocolate Please: My Adventures in Food,
Fat and Freaks" now at Amazon.com!
http://tinyurl.com/LLBookonAmazon
DON'T FORGET TO TUNE IN WHEN LISA PRESENTS AT BRAVO'S "A-LIST AWARDS," AIRING WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15!
It's a first for the Queen of Mean and,
she is psyched!
Lisa has been asked to present a coveted
statuette at Bravo's second annual "A-List
Awards"! The show, hosted by one of Lisa's
favorite comedians -- Kathy Griffin -- will
put her elbow-to-elbow with some of Bravo's
brightest stars like Jeff Lewis, Todd English
and the Housewives.
And you know Lisa -- with her, ANYTHING can
happen. So, watch to see her tribute to all
the stars nominated -- even the ones who DON'T
show up!
It's sure to be an amazing night so tune in
when it airs Wednesday, April 15, at
10 p.m. EDT!
For more information, visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-on-Bravo-TV
HOT OFF THE PRESSES! THE CD AND DVD OF "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN," LISA'S FIRST HBO SPECIAL, TO GO ON SALE TUESDAY, MARCH 31!
Get ready! Lisa?s smash hit and first ever
HBO special, "Long Live the Queen," can
finally be yours on Tuesday! The DVD and
CD of the special includes TONS OF
ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE so make sure you get
yours the minute it drops!
DON?T WANT TO WAIT TO GET IT WITH EVERYONE
ELSE? THEN, PRE-ORDER "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN"
NOW! To get your copy of this groundbreaking
DVD and CD, pre-order them both NOW on
Amazon.com!
To get the DVD, visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-new-DVD
And for the CD, go to:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-new-CD
CHECK OUT LISA?S NEW PHOTOS ON MYSPACE AND FACEBOOK FROM THE LARRY THE CABLE GUY ROAST & THE BARRY MANILOW INDUCTION CEREMONY AT THE FRIARS CLUB!
The past few months have been a blur
of activity for Lisa. Not only did
she serve as roastmaster at the
Comedy Central Roast of Larry the
Cable Guy, she was on hand to help
the Friars Club bestow an honorary
membership on her favorite balladeer,
Barry Manilow.
To check out pictures from both the
events, go to Lisa?s MySpace and
Facebook pages now.
Click here to go to Lisa?s MySpace page:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-on-MySpace
And here for her Facebook page:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-on-Facebook
LL TO APPEAR FOR THE 7TH TIME ON HER FAVORITE LATE-NIGHT TV PROGRAM, NBC'S "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO" ON MONDAY, MARCH 30!
Jay Leno loves Lisa and he has invited her to visit the show yet again
on Monday, March 30, in anticipation of the release of "Long Live the
Queen" the next day! Not only will Lisa wow Jay, she hopes to
captivate another of his favorite guests, the super-steamy Vin Diesel.
Catch the episode when it airs on Monday, March 30 at 11:35 p.m. EDT on NBC:
NBC.com
DON?T FORGET: LISA, JEFF FOXWORTHY, WARREN SAPP, AND GARY BUSEY RULE THE COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF LARRY THE CABLE GUY, AIRING THIS SUNDAY, 3/15!
In LL?s first turn as roastmaster, she
set the tone for a star-studded,
laugh-packed evening as Comedy Central
paid tribute to her pal, Larry the Cable
Guy. Larry?s friends, including country
singer Toby Keith and Maureen ?Marcia
Brady? McCormick, raked the man-of-the-hour
over the coals to hilarious results, which
can be seen on the comedy network THIS Sunday,
March 15, at 10 p.m. EST!
WANT A PREVIEW?
Check out clips of LL in action by going to
the following link on Comedy Central?s site:
ComedyCentral.com
AND SEE THE CLIP THAT HAS EVERYONE TALKING ? LISA?S RACIEST ROAST JOKE ON TMZ:
TMZ.com
IT'S ALMOST HERE! "LONG LIVE
THE QUEEN" -- LISA'S FIRST
HBO COMEDY SPECIAL -- TO BE
RELEASED ON DVD & CD MARCH 31!
THERE'S MORE THAN 20 MINUTES OF
EXTRA FOOTAGE -- SO ORDER NOW!
Get ready! Lisa's smash hit and first ever HBO
special, "Long Live the Queen," can soon be
yours! The DVD and CD of the special -- WITH TONS
OF ADDITIONAL FOOTAGE -- will be available on
Warner Bros. Records on Tuesday, March 31.
DON'T WANT TO WAIT TO GET IT WITH EVERYONE ELSE?
THEN, PRE-ORDER "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" NOW!
To get your copy of this groundbreaking DVD and
CD, pre-order them both NOW on Amazon.com!
To get the DVD, visit:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-new-DVD
And for the CD, go to:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-new-CD
And thank you to all the fans and viewers who
helped make Lisa's special the huge ratings
success it was!
LISA, JEFF FOXWORTHY, WARREN
SAPP, AND GARY BUSEY RULE THE
COMEDY CENTRAL ROAST OF LARRY
THE CABLE GUY! AND YOU CAN
SEE CLIPS AND PIX FROM IT NOW!
In LL's first turn as roastmaster, she
set the tone for a star-studded,
laugh-packed evening as Comedy Central
paid tribute to her pal, Larry the Cable
Guy. Larry's friends, including country
singer Toby Keith and Maureen "Marcia
Brady" McCormick, raked the man-of-the-hour
over the coals to hilarious results, which
can be seen on the comedy network on Sunday,
March 15, at 10 p.m. EST!
WANT A PREVIEW?
Check out clips of LL in action by going to
the following link on Comedy Central's site:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-on-Comedy-Central
WANNA SEE PHOTOS?
Sneak a peek at Lisa on the red carpet and
onstage at:
WireImage.com
http://tinyurl.com/LL-WireImage
Zimbio.com
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Zimbio
FilmMagic.com
http://tinyurl.com/LL-FilmMagic
GettyImages.com
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Getty
AND CHECK OUT ANOTHER LISA ROAST CLIP AS FEATURED ON THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO"!
Go to the link below to see a little piece of what
made Lisa shine at the roast. On Larry the Cable
Guy's recent appearance on "Leno" Jay showed a
clip of LL doing what she does best - roastin'
away! Check out the complete episode by going to:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-on-Leno
LISA'S LATEST ONE-HOUR HOWARD STERN
SPECIAL, "RACE RELATIONS 101,"
CAN NOW BE HEARD ON INSULTCOMIC.COM!
In Lisa?s third one-hour special on Sirius Radio's Howard 101, "Race
Relations 101 with the Queen of Mean," Lisa walked listeners and her
in-studio guests through the subtle and not-so-subtle differences
between all cultures, races, and religions, in true LL fashion!
If you missed it on the air ? or if you just can?t get enough of this
hilarious special ? check it out at InsultComic.com:
http://www.insultcomic.com/clips.php
LISA TO ROAST LARRY THE CABLE GUY
? AS THE MASTER!
Pamela Anderson, Gene Simmons, Flavor Flav
-- the list of celebrities roasted to a
crisp by the Queen of Mean goes on and on.
However, this March, LL will have the
distinct honor of serving as roastmaster
for Comedy Central's "Roast of Larry the
Cable Guy"! Lisa, along with comedy legend
Jeff Foxworthy, country singer Toby Keith,
and "Price is Right" host Drew Carey,
among others, will tear into her good
friend, Larry, and rip the rest of the dais
to shreds in true LL fashion.
Tune in to Comedy Central on Sunday, March 15,
at 10 p.m. EST to watch the roast that's sure
to be full of surprises, with Lisa knockin'
'em all dead, as usual!
Check out Comedy Central's site for more
details:
http://tinyurl.com/LL-Roasts-Larry
IT'S A RATINGS BONANZA!
LISA BLOWS IT OUT OF THE
WATER WITH "LONG LIVE
THE QUEEN" ? HER FIRST
HBO COMEDY SPECIAL!
The Queen of Mean would like to extend a hearty and heartfelt thank
you to all 1.1 million of you who tuned in to her first ever HBO
special, "Long Live the Queen," on Saturday night. Just as we
suspected, the show was a smashing success -- in fact, "Long Live the
Queen" became the SECOND HIGHEST-RATED SPECIAL IN A YEAR on the best
network around, HBO!
LL's ratings beat those of recent specials by Ricky Gervais, Dana
Carvey, and one of her comic heroes, George Carlin!
Needless to say, Lisa is thrilled to pieces, and hopes you enjoyed
watching the special as much as she enjoyed making it.
DID YOU MISS THE SPECIAL? WELL, NO WORRIES!
Catch one of the many re-airings on HBO, HBO Comedy, and HBO2.
For a full list of dates and times,
go to:
vhttp://tinyurl.com/LL-rocks-HBO
WANT LL'S HBO SPECIAL "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN" NOW?
If you just can't wait until "Long Live the Queen" becomes available on CD
and DVD on March 31, iTunes and Amazon.com have MP3 downloads available now from
LL's HBO special!
To get the clips, visit:
iTunes
or
Amazon
HIT REFRESH! INSULTCOMIC.COM GETS A MAKEOVER!
Check out InsultComic.com's new look! The site not only got a facelift
with the new "Long Live the Queen" motif, we've also added brand
new features like Lisa's Weekly Random Thought Blog. Make sure to
visit the site to get a new "soundbite" from your favorite Queen every
Friday!
Go to the site now to see what LL's been thinkin' about this week:
http://insultcomic.blogspot.com
While you're at it, check out LL's new online store which features
fresh-off-the-grill "Long Live the Queen" shirts, hats, and thongs.
Treat yourself like a Queen -- you know you deserve it!
SATURDAY NIGHT'S THE NIGHT, FOLKS!
LISA'S HBO SPECIAL, "LONG LIVE THE
QUEEN," AIRS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE
SUPER BOWL AT 10 P.M. EST.
Make a date with LL and HBO for the airing of Lisa's first ever one-hour HBO special on Saturday, January 31, at 10 p.m. EST! Share in Lisa's joy over this momentous event when she joins the ranks of comic greats George Carlin, Chris Rock, and legendary others.
If you call yourself an LL loyalist, you can't miss this momentous occasion! So, watch "Long Live the Queen" and see why HBO is the network that takes comedy seriously.
For more information and additional airing times, please visit HBO's site:
Lisa on HBO
WANT A PREVIEW? CHECK OUT LISA'S MYSPACE PAGE FOR EXCLUSIVE CLIPS FROM "LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!"
To get a sneak peek at Lisa's HBO special, visit LL's MySpace page to see brand new clips from the yet-to-premiere special:
Lisa's MySpace Page
